Title: Cinq
Author: Darchangel Skye
Pair: Mookie/Earl
Rating: PG15 with rough language and such in the first and third ficlets (even in a giftfic. Yes, I need help)
Respective disclaimers: VERY INCREDIBLY FALSE, false, VERY INCREDIBLY FALSE, false, probably false but it sure would be cute :p
For: kissoffools, as a thank-you for her comment fic a while back ( Read more... )

Title: Calico
Pairing: Katherine / Theo / Earl
Rating: 14A
Summary: [drabble: 315 words.] No love, Canada. No love for making my top three AU.
Disclaimer: CTV, CI, Simon Cowell, individual sovereignty, and all the other reasons that this is decidedly false and possibly slander.

and they go crazy from the heat

crossposted.